"Yes, you have chosen wisely, Excavator Vigilante!" she says. "You have defeated evil and brought peace to the Korean Peninsula. Now use your manly arms to do to my body what your shovel did to Lee Kun-hee's hospital room!"
"I still can't believe how weird that turned out," you remark. "Who knew, after all this time, all that was left of him was a cryogenically preserved nose."
"Shut up and make love to me," she says.
You unzip your pants and make love to this beautiful woman, right there, on that mountain of the skulls of your enemies.